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[-said]: We raised it on my show and used it to materially influence the elections in full accordance with the law,
news 31-JAN-12
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[ said]: We raised it on my show and used it to materially influence the elections--in full accordance with the law,
ibtimes 31-JAN-12
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[-told]: 'Yeah! How you like me now, F.E.C?
msnbc 31-JAN-12
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[-said]: We raised it on my show and used it to materially influence the elections — in full accordance with the law,
AP 31-JAN-12
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[-told]: We raised it on my show,
msnbc 31-JAN-12
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[-said]: The way I see it, the Supreme Court said that money is speech, and Jon Stewart was hogging all my speech,
ABCnews 31-JAN-12
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[-said]: I'm rolling seven digits deep!
news 31-JAN-12
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[-responded]: It's a cheap high,
ibtimes 26-JAN-12
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[-asked]: You ever sniff a marker?
ibtimes 26-JAN-12
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[-told]: It is with a heavy heart and a spastic colon that I'm re-suspending Herman Cain's suspended campaign. Also, I'm hereby officially ending my exploratory committee to run for the president of the United States of South Carolina,
javno 24-JAN-12
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[-said]: Because Herman Cain and I are so similar, I think that if this Saturday Herman Cain were to get a significant number of votes that would be a sign that voters are hungry, hungry for a Stephen Colbert campaign,
ABCnews 22-JAN-12
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[-said]: Tomorrow, Jan. 21, the two-year anniversary of Citizens United, you can thank the Supreme Court by going into the voting booth and voting for Herman Cain. Because, sadly, it is still illegal to vote with just pure cash,
ABCnews 22-JAN-12
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[-told]: Herman is the only former candidate who truly shares my values. It's like our values were separated at birth. And our ethics are at least first cousins,
npr 22-JAN-12
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[-said]: Faced with this tragic lack of corporate influence in our government, five courageous, unelected justices of the Supreme Court ruled that corporations have the constitutional right to spend unlimited money in political speech,
montrealgazette 21-JAN-12
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[-cried]: I hope this doesn’t turn into an occupation,
irishsun 21-JAN-12
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[-tells]: Politics is like an STD. And I don't mean any offence to STDs,
telegraph 21-JAN-12
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[-said that]: Martin Luther King of corporation civil rights,
WashingtonPost 21-JAN-12
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[-cried]: I hope this doesn't turn into an occupation,
irishsun 21-JAN-12
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[-said]: corporations are people.
ABCnews 21-JAN-12
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[acknowledged that:]: he,
ABCnews 21-JAN-12
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[-acknowledged that]: The pundits have asked is this all some joke. We’ve all heard it, haven’t we. And I say if they are calling being allowed to form a super PAC and collecting unlimited and untraceable amounts of money from individuals, unions and corporations and spend that money on political ads and personal enrichment and then surrender that super PAC to one of my closest friends while I explore a run for office, if that is a joke, then they are saying our entire campaign finance system is a joke. And i don’t know ab
ABCnews 21-JAN-12
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[-said]: Ron Paul’s a good man,
news 20-JAN-12
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[-said]: They're keeping me off the ballot on the technicality that I'm two-and-a-half months late to file. Fine, split hairs,
scmp 20-JAN-12
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[-said]: But these wise men know there had to be some reasonable restrictions, to protect all that innocent money from the corrupting influence of politicians. So they declared that unlimited corporate and union and billionaire bucks had to be completely independent of the campaigns, and so Super PACs were born unto us,
msnbc 20-JAN-12
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[-said]: We fought a great Civil War to ensure that all people are people. Like Abraham Lincoln said at Gettysburg -- give me some money.
msnbc 20-JAN-12
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[responded:]: All I can add to Herman's eloquent quotation of Pokemon is:
guardian 20-JAN-12
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[-said]: Now some of you might be too young to remember, but years ago, back in 2010, there were still limits on how much corporations could spend on elections,
msnbc 20-JAN-12
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[-told]: Vote Cain.
news 20-JAN-12
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[-said]: Folks, I got hurt,
ibtimes 19-JAN-12
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[-said]: A vote for Herman Cain would be a strong message to me that voters want me to run,
javno 19-JAN-12
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[-said]: Well, that's easy,
ibtimes 19-JAN-12
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[-said]: This time, I'm hoping for a Masters of Bachelors.
ibtimes 19-JAN-12
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[ said]: I can’t tell you [what to do]. But I can tell everyone through television,
csmonitor 19-JAN-12
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[ said]: So this is a difficult decision,
ibtimes 19-JAN-12
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[-said]: Because Cain and I are so similar, I think that if this Saturday Herman Cain were to get a significant number of votes, that would be a sign that voters are hungry for a Stephen Colbert campaign,
ibtimes 18-JAN-12
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[-said]: Because Herman Cain and I are so similar, I think that if this Saturday Herman Cain were to get a significant number of votes, that would be a sign that voters are hungry — hungry for a Stephen Colbert campaign,
news 18-JAN-12
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[-said]: So is Mitt Romney a serial killer? I don’t know, but that question is out there now,
ABCnews 17-JAN-12
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[-said]: Tell the world how much you love Herman Cain,
ABCnews 17-JAN-12
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[-said]: Mitt the Ripper.
ABCnews 17-JAN-12
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[-said]: It would be stupid to be in the 2012 campaign or want your voice heard in the 2012 campaign and not have a Super PAC,
msnbc 16-JAN-12
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[-told]: Now they say I can’t get on the ballot in South Carolina, no write-in,
news 15-JAN-12
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[-announce]: for the President of the United States on South Carolina.
news 15-JAN-12
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[-said]: I had nothing to do with that ad. I have no control over that ad. If anything in that ad is inaccurate, if he did not say corporations are people and if he did not make his money cutting up — I’m not calling anybody a serial killer,
news 15-JAN-12
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[-also said]: They said you can’t go to moon. You can’t put cheese inside a pizza crust. NASA did it. They had to because the cheese kept on floating off in space.
news 15-JAN-12
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[-told]: They said you can't go to the moon. They said you can't put cheese inside a pizza crust, but NASA did it. They had to, because the cheese kept floating off in space,
cnn 15-JAN-12
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[-said]: I'm a one-man Lewis and Clark and I'm just looking for my Sacagawea,
usaToday 15-JAN-12
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[-said]: Why would you worry about what money is doing to the political process?
ABCnews 15-JAN-12
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[-told]: I’m exploring right now,
WashingtonPost 15-JAN-12
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[-said]: They said you can’t go to the moon,
WashingtonPost 15-JAN-12
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[said:]: This just got real.
dailystar 15-JAN-12
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[-told]: To do this exploratory committee, I had to give away my Super PAC,
ABCnews 15-JAN-12
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[-said]: From now on, I will just have to talk about my plans on my television show and just take the risk that you might watch it,
ABCnews 14-JAN-12
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[said:]: From now on, I will have to talk about my plans on my TV show.
smh 13-JAN-12
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[-said last night]: I’m just a guy who likes to keep a low profile,
csmonitor 13-JAN-12
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[-told]: From now on,
dailystar 13-JAN-12
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[-replies]: in front of it and that makes it a superPAC
ABCnews 13-JAN-12
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[-said]: I wouldn't even want to create the appearance of electoral skulduggery,
latimes 13-JAN-12
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[-announce]: I am proud to announce that I am forming an exploratory committee to lay the groundwork for my possible candidacy for president of the United States of South Carolina,
ABCnews 13-JAN-12
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[-said]: With your help, and possibly the help of some outside group that I am not coordinating with,
iol 13-JAN-12
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[-said]: For over a day now, the people of South Carolina have been crying out for someone to restore our nation's former greatness to its current perfection,
iol 13-JAN-12
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[-said]: Everyone in the Republican field has already had their ‘I’m not Mitt’ moment,
ABCnews 12-JAN-12
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[-said]: This just got real,
ABCnews 12-JAN-12
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[-writes]: The GOP agreed to everything,
latimes 22-DEC-11
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[-said]: You're with the Russian Bolshoi and the American Ballet Theatre at the same time,
CBSnews 18-DEC-11
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[said:]: We chell-ebrate, if you will.
arabtimes 06-DEC-11
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[-said]: Tonight we celebrate the greatest living cellist,
arabtimes 06-DEC-11
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[-said]: Coordinated and not coordinated,
latimes 06-DEC-11
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[-said]: Sesame Street. Tonight we celebrate the greatest living cellist,
kuwaittimes 05-DEC-11
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[-said]: if you will,
CBSnews 05-DEC-11
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[-said]: Don't leave me with him!
npr 03-DEC-11
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[-said]: There’s been a lot of ugly talk in the campaign lately about the faith that you and Mitt Romney share — Mormonism,
ABCnews 25-OCT-11
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[ said]: Write the show,
ibtimes 22-OCT-11
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[ replied]: I don't want to search for anything,
ibtimes 22-OCT-11
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[ asked]: What am I talking about tonight?
ibtimes 22-OCT-11
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[ replied]: No comment,
ibtimes 22-OCT-11
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[ asked]: Who's better at saving the world, you guys or Bono?
guardian 27-SEP-11
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[ said]: This is going to be a mindblowing event for the music nerds. So in the event, I have hipster paramedics standing by,
guardian 27-SEP-11
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[ replied]: Well, it is a Dr,
guardian 27-SEP-11
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[-said]: Katie blew the lid off of Garage-Sale-Gate!
npr 20-AUG-11
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[-said]: I smell a poo-litzer!
npr 20-AUG-11
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[-said]: The Midwestern media elite are trying to silence us,
npr 12-AUG-11
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[-said]: I called dibs on Rick Parry a long time ago,
news 12-AUG-11
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[-noted]: the perfect amount
nzherald 08-AUG-11
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[-says]: A refrigerator AND a microwave? They can preserve AND heat food? Ooh la la! I guess the poor are too good for mould and trichinosis.
nzherald 08-AUG-11
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[said:]: Raise your right hand. Now raise your left hand. Now go turn yourself in to the authorities!
abs 19-JUL-11
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[-insisted]: I'm an American. I just don't have the right kind of papers.
abs 17-JUL-11
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[-said]: They're going to release fire ants into this burrow who'll bite our grandmothers to death,
npr 30-JUN-11
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[added:]: Audi's support in this race is the next best thing to putting a sail on my own Audi and sailing to victory.
bermudasun 22-APR-11
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[said:]: If you're going to win a race, you want to be in an Audi.
bermudasun 22-APR-11
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[-said]: So that's real art now,
cnn 08-MAR-11
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[said:]: Late Night Snack
CBSnews 04-MAR-11
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[-said]: Turns out I'm an artist,
upi 05-FEB-11
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[-said]: For the first time ever, someone’s search history has been busted for something other than porn,
techcrunch 04-FEB-11
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[-says]: For the first time ever, someone's search history has been busted for something other than porn,
news 04-FEB-11
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